Rubber Room, you have a guest

This is funny for 2 reasons. (I suppose if I have to tell you it's funny, it might not be) #1, Coach is totally even keel. #2 I am the "crazy" one in the casa de chaos. Or at least I was before this. Now, one flew over the cuckoo's nest is playing...


Coach: I have to stop eating Golden Grahams cereal for breakfast.

Me: Um, OK. Why?

Coach: I think there's something in them.

Me: Something delicious?

Coach: No, something bad. I think they are making me crazy.

Me: (insert open mouthed stare and incredulousness)

Coach: Yeah, seriously. I ate them today and we had an argument. Last time I ate them we had an argument.

Me: Holy crap. You ARE crazy.

Coach: I know. That's what I just told you. They are making me crazy.

...there are no words...