Today kind of sucked. Coach is out of town (no longer a need to insert "shocking", but I'll do it for the newbies) and I had to wake up Jack in order to take Ryan to school at o'dark thirty. Duh. He does NOT ride the bus. Why? Because nothing good happens on the bus. I am mentally reverting back to 7th grade when I took the bus home with a girlfriend and 2 boys on the bus were discussing "hair pie". Now, f-bombs I can handle, but that's just too much. Ergo, Coach and I take him to and from school. And will continue to do so until um, forever.

Then Jack and I had our weekly religious ceremony of sterilizing the van. I'm certainly not suggesting that surgery could be performed in there (except it totally could, and for the mom of the "gifted kid" from registration, I'd recommmend tying those tubes), but it's so clean the other mommies roll their eyes at me and mutter, "Whose van is that clean, give me a break" as I gently (shove) the minis out for school. Damn, when does the little one start already? I'm all done parenting please?!

Lastly, we are all aware that Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar have welcomed ANOTHER baby into thier family, and in a really sick way I totally support them and their 17 children. I do believe that they must be the world's most exhausted parents, but maybe they do some rec drugs on the sly, who knows. But they did name the newest baby Jennifer (thanks for the shout out) and said in an interview that she, "looks alot like her siblings." No shit Jim Bob, she has 16 freaking siblings. All the white babies in the entire world resemble one of your children. Duh.