Meme

maybe i should get my shoes on since baseball practice is in 30 minutes.
i love the smell of clean laundry and Coach. Or Coach in clean laundry.
people would say that i’m completely over the top. Too much. Funnyish.
i don’t understand why Socially Retarded Mom gets to me.
when i wake up in the morning my old lady feet hurt and I chug a Diet Whateverwasonsale.
i lost my willpower to apply more than minimal makeup on my non-work days.
life is like a box of chocolate. Often rich. Often cheap and yucky.
my past made me who I am today. Duh.
i get annoyed when I have to talk to Socially Retarded Mom. But since I literally told her yesterday to "Screw Off!" I think I am all set with not having to talk to her.
parties are not a good time to try out a new recipe. Or hairstyle.
dogs kick arse. Retrievers and labs especially.
cats are overgrown bathroom rugs with legs.
tomorrow is Tea with Mommy at Jack's preschool.
i have low tolerance for idiots. And Gamecocks. Oh, same thing. Sorry for being redundant.
i’m totally terrified of needles. Medical anything. Which is super helpful for 2 c-sections.
i wonder why I thought my life would be really easy.
never in my life have i done drugs. Or colored my hair. Or eaten a peach.
high school was super fun. Super easy. Super great clothes.
when i’m nervous I get really quiet. And vomit profusely.
one time at a family gathering...
take my advice: puting your minis to bed earlier makes them sleep later it the long run.
making my bed is easy since I never sleep in it. When Coach is out of town (always) I sleep on the couch downstairs.
i'm almost always drinking something and talking on the phone.
i’m addicted to caffeine and a ponytail. And my labelmaker.
i want someone to fix the screen on my screened in porch. Pretty please?