
Yes! Dr. Jack and his brother the pirate. Jack told an elderly lady he couldn't look at her arm (which she said was hurting) because "I'm a pediatrician. I just fix kids."

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Friday, October 29, 2010
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It's that time again! Hard to believe because it's 78 and humid in Atlanta. Bleh.
Christmas is just 8 weeks away, my favorite time of the year! Except maybe Back to School...heehee.
So we're doing the swap again...yes? It is so fun and everyone loves participating. My boxes have always been full of perfection!
Rules are the same as they always have been. Leave a comment WITH YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS, I will match partners in 1 week. Then you can email each other to get more info, monograms and style.
Send a box of Christmas happies of your choice to your partner on December 1st. Spend roughly $25-30 plus shipping. Paper products, decor, mugs, candy, accessories...the possibilities are endless. Just make it preppy and fun.
Love you girls!
Please leave your comments on this post, so it's easier for me to keep up with the list!
xo
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Thursday, October 28, 2010
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I need to be getting some shut eye right now. I have another full day tomorrow and Heaven knows I could use the beauty sleep, but I've got stuff to say. So sit tight. I can't promise it's going to be a fun one. However? I have always told it like it is my friends. Always.
A BFF said recently, "I don't know how I feel until I say what I think." Dead right. I absolutely have to say/type what I think, then I can determine what I feel. So here goes...
Today, I think I am failing. Flailing. Drowning. Not succeeding in any area of my life. (Except of course, the hair department. It's so damn long and the Barbie flip is in full force, duh)
It's no secret that the real estate market is well...in the commode. Except it really shouldn't be. Rates are below 4% and inventory is abundant. All of us should be out buying up bigger homes for less money and investment properties left and right. (9/10 times, they have a positive cash flow as a rental...just saying) However, my business is slow and that makes me think: fail.
The minis. Oh, the stinking minis. We are still fighting the Jack v. Reading battle, which is now becoming a full fledged war. We've called in reinforcements and back up troops. Tonight he cried and slammed his book shut. Makes me think: fail.
Ryan. Dear Lord that's the smartest child I know. Much like his Mama, he has so much going on in his head sometimes it's just too much. So, he occasionally leaves the reservation and ... puts a banana peel in someone's gym bag. Yes. That happened today. Is it funny? Pretty much. Is it appropriate? Notsomuch. Makes me think: fail.
Those, along with some others not worth mentioning start to make me feel: fail.
But no. I am not a failure. I have standards too damn high and expectations beyond my reach today. I am busting my arse and I have a plan. I can only control my actions, not the thoughts, emotions and behavior of others.
So tonight, while I can't say I think: success, I can tell you I feel: determined.
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Thursday, October 21, 2010
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Monday, October 18, 2010
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This week I really left the reservation. I picked up some (stretchy) skinny jeans and a new raisin colored cardi. Both items way out of my comfort zone, and both courtesy of a gift card from my brother. Both are very trendy and fall-like. It was 44 this morning and 67 this afternoon, what in the world am I supposed to wear on a day like that?! I still need a few things to round out the fall closet...which you know come from whateversonsale!
I also talked to a real sweetie about a blog makeover, which is coming soon! I have been blogging for so long and from a place of just telling you like it is, that I sort of missed the wave of header updates, etc. I have spent the last 1156 (ONE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED FIFTY SIX!) posts just telling you what I think. What I feel and what I know.
You've been so loyal and supportive, even after a babillion new bloggers came on the scene. You stuck with me and my magic pants and lip gloss. I so appreciate that. You'll be rewarded with an update visual. heehee
Stay tuned.
Smooches.
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Tuesday, October 05, 2010
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I love a Monday. Fresh start. Clean slate.
Today I was a total crab. Save for the sub I delivered to Coach on the field, I wasn't all that pleasant to anyone.
Work it out.
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Monday, October 04, 2010
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